home sweet home

It really feels so good to be back home. I mean it. I was hospitalized for one night to check for appendices, just one night and it is enough for me. Thank god its not appendices, just some abdominal colic.

When I was told by the doctor that I need to be admitted to the hospital immediately I feel so sucky because Christmas is just like 3 days away? And if this drags on, I can’t even attend the class gathering next week! Sheesh. I don’t want to be lying on the hospital bed during my school holidays.

Before visiting the hospital A&E department, I visited one of the clinics near my house. He asked me lots of questions that I feel like slapping him. Ha-ha. He asked me “Are you sexually active?” I said “No. I’m definitely a virgin!” Than he asked me again “Do you think YOU ARE PREGNANT?” I was like what the fook? I already told you IM NOT SEXUALLY ACTIVE and I NEVER HAVE SEX BEFORE!!! And he just goes on and said you sure you not pregnant? Want to double check with a urinary check? Piss off. Is not as if you missed your period than confirm u pregnant what? Blah.

Five different doctors and three nurse. And know what they had in common? The questions they asked me. Seriously I even can predict what they going to ask me next and it was liked all they questions they asked TOTALLY SAME! (What happen to you? When was your last period? Any drugs allergy? Any previous medical history? etc.) Ha-ha. I hate it when they asked me to describe the pain. Pain means pain how to describe? They gave example like needle poking you or a knife poking you? Wa lao. I had never been poke by a knife and needle in my stomach before how I know what is the pain liked? Ha-ha. I really can’t answer that question.

They poked needle here and there, took my blood pressure, took my temperature, and took my blood! When the nurse draws my blood for some blood test, she told me that drawing blood is like milking COWS! She needs to milk ton of cows everyday. Ha-ha. I really laughed at that joke of hers. Kinda lame actually.

I was sent up to the ward at around four. Mum stayed with me and laughed at me. She said she is going to celebrate tonight with dad because I’m not at home to disturb them and they can finally have some peaces! That’s evil.

One doctor came and checked on me around five. She said “You wait awhile more; my BIG doctor will be coming later.” Another female doctor came. She said exactly the same thing as what the first doctor told me. A BIG doctor will be coming round to check on me later. O wonder how BIG is that doctor. Ha-ha. Anyway that BIG doctor came and he said that I need to be put on drip at night. No food or drinks for me.

After mum and dad left, Queky and Jen visited me. It seems that they are here for a picnic rather than visiting me. Ha-ha. It was like so tempting to see them snack on those tidbits. I was hungry like hell. As usual, the moment they saw me they couldn’t stop laughing, and they started taking my photos. I look so stupid, retard, disgusting in that uniform and they took my photos. Worst of all, my whole hair like shit. Eeek! ER SIN (learn this word form JEN =D)

Josh was liked an idiot. He told everyone that I`m hospitalized because I ate too much slimming pills. What the hell man. Ha-ha. Than when Keong ask me I was like “what slimming pills?” crap.
Anyway Jen and Queky entertained me till around 11 plus and than they went off. Without them entertaining me at the hospital, I would definitely be bored to death. The freaking TV off at NINE!! I was sitting there waiting happily for the show to start than suddenly `snapped` the whole screen gone black. Argh. It is only nine for goodness sake. After they gone, I went back to my bed and try to fall asleep. I`m really damn tired but somehow I turn here turn there I just can`t sleep. The whole pillow was like so hard and the drip on my hand was like so irritating. I couldn`t make much movement. At around 2, I finally fall asleep but was woken by the continuous pulling of the curtain sound. A few hours later, the nurse woke me up again to do a blood test and check my temperature for me AGAIN. Hopefully after all this distraction I could sleep peacefully.

8.15 am. Its only 8.15 am and the whole place was so noisy. Packed with doctors, nurses, and visitors. Darn. I couldn`t sleep anymore. I sat there thinking what should I do. Should i just walk off to brush my teeth and bathe? Or should i sat there and wait till someone notices and bothers about me? I sat there thinking nearly for an hour totally clueless what should I do now. It really shucks to be alone at that point of time. Bleah.

Anyway the doctors came at around 10 to check on me. When he told me "you can be discharge." I was so damn happy. Really happy like hell. I really can`t wait to get out of this place. Just one night stay there is enough for me. Another night there would kill me definitely instantly, no TV after 9, to be put on drip, etc. You got to be kidding huh? I don`t wana go in there again!