very very very pisssss off

What the fuck is wrong with those ch*na sluts? They are trying all ways to hook up with the local. They even resort to calling you at your home and solicit. When my mum told me about how they kept calling my cousin’s house despite all the warning and repeated scolding. THEY FUCKING CONTINUE CALLING AND TRIED ALL MEANS TO SELL THEIR WONDERFUL SERVICES. Itchy or what? yes. Indeed very itchy.

What’s wrong with those sluts? Why are they breaking up happy family? Just fuck off back to your country and stop breaking up other people’s marriage. If you really need a guy, get someone who is single and available and not one who is married with children. If you need money, use your bloody brain and hand to earn it and not try to be a slut by getting hooked up with a married man.

Disgusting, low class, stupid, smelly, bitch, superficial, materialistic …

what is this?

well.. the answer is ............. my diy MEE HOON KUAY!!

so is it good?

yes. it's GOOD!! HAHAHA

everytime when someone tried to promote their product (either credit card or loan) to me i'll fend it off by saying "sorry, im underage." "sorry, im still a student." and they will walk off automatically.

ONE DAY, while waiting for my friend, a guy from citibank approached me and tried sellling me his product. so i gave him my usual answer saying im underage and still schooling blah blah.. and he said "oh! nevermind. maybe you might like to try citi clear card. students are eligible to apply!"

........... damn. now i need to think of even more CREATIVE excuses to fend off those unwanted attention.

coming.

first paper this coming wednesday.
wish me luck.
bless me.

p.s- i hope i'll remember everything i studied.

i got back my mp3! -edited

yay yay!!
nothing is missing.
all the songs, photos, documents intact!
super duper happy.

*thanks to my 2 lovely, precious, beloved, dearest, cutest guards for going down with me- KENG YONG & JEANIE LOVE YA!!

ghostly encounter!!

after class ended, the few of us took the lift down together. the lift stopped at every level. on the 4th level (we're on the 5th level), the lights was on. the 3rd level, it was off. and my mind started thinking about those typical lift scene that happened in a horror movie. when the lift reached the 2nd level, the lights suddenly went off. my heart skips a beat! suddenly i saw something moving there... and i SCREAMMMMM!! AHHHH!!!!!!!! omg!!

but guess what??

IT TURNED OUT TO BE SOME UNCLE COLLECTING RUBBISH!!

fucking embarrassing.. those strangers in the lift were laughing like mad. OMG!!

gay cat?

DUCK- Kfc got your gay cat. Lol

Me- Please!! What gay cat?

Duck- Lol! Dora la.

Me- But doraemon is not a gay cat!!

Duck- Lol lol

anyone willing to collect this for me?? wahahah..

Fujitsu Dinner and Dance 2008

Location: Orchard Hotel
Date: 25th of January 08 (yes, i know it's march now! im 2 months late!)
Event Theme: Fujitsu Fantasia


toast to FAPLCCC.net YUUUuUuUuMmmMMMMmMM SeEEeNNGggGggGGGGG!!!!!! it's like a competition as everyone from the different department compete to see who can cheer the loudest! LOUDEST!! omg.. the whole room is flooded with people screaming. haha.

HUNKS OF FAPLCCC.NET

men in black or matrix?? what think you? (the men behind faplccc.net, WOW!! SO HUMSUME!! HAHAHAA. but it would be even better if only they're willing to dress up as fairy godfather or even superman!!... after all the theme is all about fantasy... fairytales... superheroes.. *imagine*)

BABES OF FAPLCCC.NET

with the fujitsu's FAIRY GODMOTHER (without the wing) :)

the guys were so fascinated with the trench coat !! -.=

what the heck is gan (the strange looking man standing beside the lamp!) doing?

again!! i laugh like mad when i saw this. OMG! only he can think of such 'creative' stunt!

FINALLY a normal shot without the very irritating & funny gan

kids, don't try this at home! i say DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME!

awww so sweeet.. muacks ^^ where's mine? hehe

random shots with random people..

wtfish is gan doing? HAHAHA, i know my fingers are yummy..

with the very handsome shane.. he's funny too.

BEAUTY AND THE BEASTS

for once GAN LOOKED NORMAL!

And its time for a GROUP PHOTOS!! hoho..
1st try

2nd try

3rd try

and finally.. Tadaaah!! it's perfect!

a few of us stayed till the whole event ended.. it was fun fun fun as people started getting high and do lots of nonsensical stuffs..

dancing? no?

pretty entertaining. :P anyway im pretty lucky to win a OSIM IPAMPER!! muaahahhaa.. ITS THE FIRST TIME IN MY ENTIRE LIFE THAT I WON A DAMN LUCKY DRAW! OMG.. yes this is going to be a good year for me.. hoho merry christmas !!(random)

and im going to end this post with...

teehehehe... you should smile more man! :))

HAHAHA

bought my mp3 for servicing at samsung building..

service provider: what's wrong with your mp3?
me: it can't be on.

*took a look at my mp3 and concluded...*

service provider: i think your mp3 no more battery!

wtFISH! NO BATTERY? HELLO! i came all the way from sembawang to toh guan and you told me my mp3 NO BATTERY? are you kidding me? if no battery i'll jolly well charge it myself. you think i so stupid travel all the way to toh guan and ASK YOU TO CHARGE MY MP3 FOR ME? oh wo de tian (a.ka. omg)!

a random phone call

zhan: so are you going?
me: no i'll be at bangkok.
zhan: WHAT? you going to bang COCK? WAHAHAHA
me: ...


1 more month to BKK!!
but before that..
2 reports
1 essay
2 exam

先苦后甜 !! yay!!

We live in a culture that encourages us not to take our own suffering seriously, but rather to make light of it or even laugh about it. If we are willing to open our eyes to the suffering of the child, we will soon realize that it lies within us as adults either to turn the new born into monsters by the way we treat them or let them grow up into feeling and therefore responsible human beings.

-Alice Miller

not again

2 reports
1 essay

please bless me with lots and lots of inspirationsssss

fuck

my mp3 died.